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A song crying out in the dark.
  • thegaymertrainer

    This website has ruined me because I was not expecting a child to speak when he called himself daddy…

  • elodieunderglass

    I can’t say I felt the same, but I have tremendous admiration for his composure

  • socksolotl

    [Transcript:]

    Person filming: Can you again ask me what you just asked me? What was that question? I don't think... Daddy didn't hear you.

    Child offscreen: When can we have lesbian?

    Dad: Mhmm. Okay. Maybe I did hear you right. Um, I don't know what that is, Sweetie, I don't know what you mean.
    Child, emphatically: Lesbian!

    Dad: No, I know-- I know what you said, but I don't think that word means what you think it means, okay?

    Child: It's like... spaghetti.

    Dad: [Clears throat] Oh, excuse me. [Audibly restraining laughter] Do you mean lasagna?

    Child: Yep!

    Dad: Okay. Um, yeah, [high pitched with amusement] I'm sure we can have-- [serious] I'm sure we can have lasagna really soon, okay? We'll-- We'll try to... Yeah, we'll make sure that we can-- we can eat that soon, okay? Does that sound-- does that sound good?

    Child: Yeah!

    Dad: Okay, alright. Thank y--

    [end transcript]

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